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You right, I'm glad I didn't take that bet, I woulda been broke af.
Don't worry Mamms. You can be my Sugar Baby~♡
Lmao should that be the otherway around? I'm like. Thousands older than you.
Hey, just cause I can't use my money here ain't mean I'm broke.
[ "his money" being his credit card. ]
[ "his money" being his credit card. ]
Edited (why must i always forget html) 2022-11-09 04:40 (UTC)
Oh yeah? From what I heard from Mr. Angermanagement Issues that your cards are maxed.
I mean. For now they are. But like that'll get fixed soon enough.
But you're a broke ass now. Lucky you have me~
I got you, Baby.
I got you, Baby.
[ LMAO ]
Thanks daddy. idk where I'd be without you.
Thanks daddy. idk where I'd be without you.
Destitute, peddling your ass for cheap tips.
Excuse you, my ass is worth more than cheap tips.
Ya think someone is going to pay top dime for your spoiled goods?
Aren't I the one that's supposed to be askin' that?
[Nope... The spider hasn't slept with anyone else since arriving. Kissing however... that booth he had during his whorapalooza withdrawal spiral on the other hand.... there may have been a few bites.]
Oh? Is that jealousy I smell? I thought you were the Avatar of Greed, not Envy~
Oh? Is that jealousy I smell? I thought you were the Avatar of Greed, not Envy~
I mean all the sins kinda go with each other right?
NOT THAT IM JEALOUS CAUSE IM NOT.
NOT THAT IM JEALOUS CAUSE IM NOT.
Oh, you're real convincing.
If you don't hurry you ass up here, I might find someone else to warm me up.
If you don't hurry you ass up here, I might find someone else to warm me up.
[ On Christmas morning, Mammon and Satan will find gifts from Zelda waiting for them in front of their door. Each gift is neatly wrapped and labeled accordingly. (On the back of Satan's gift tag, Zelda has written, "Mammon, please return this to your brother. You will not enjoy it.") Two letters are also attached, one addressed to each brother, written in Zelda's pristine cursive handwriting. ]
[ Yes, "treasure" was an intentional pun. Inside Mammon's gift, he will find a leather bag about the size of a pumpkin, which is full to bursting with glittering gems: green, blue, red, and purple. Zelda has declined to explain that these are rupees, the currency of Hyrule. All totaled, the bag holds approximately ten thousand rupees (in monetary value, not individual gems). Since Reverein doesn't use minted currency, Zelda also hasn't bothered to write down how much money she is giving Mammon. ]
Dearest Mammon,
Glad tidings to you on this Christmas day. In Hyrule, we celebrate a similar holiday today, when we present gifts to our friends and family in honor of our patron goddess.
I hope you will enjoy this gift. Likely they will have little value in a barter-based economy, but I thought you would treasure them all the same.
May the Goddess smile upon you,
Zelda, Princess of Hyrule
[ Yes, "treasure" was an intentional pun. Inside Mammon's gift, he will find a leather bag about the size of a pumpkin, which is full to bursting with glittering gems: green, blue, red, and purple. Zelda has declined to explain that these are rupees, the currency of Hyrule. All totaled, the bag holds approximately ten thousand rupees (in monetary value, not individual gems). Since Reverein doesn't use minted currency, Zelda also hasn't bothered to write down how much money she is giving Mammon. ]
[ Sometime after his and Mammon's arrival back to Reverein, Satan still hasn't properly processed things. He's tried to. But he thinks about it, about how both people he's made pacts with are hurdling toward non-existence in different ways, and the wrath inside his very core boils.
He knows that while he's here, he's helpless to do anything about his first pact. He knows that, but knowing that doesn't make him any less irritated. As for his second pact... what can he do? Physically restrain her from becoming an eternal light dragon that's not even Zelda anymore? Sure, maybe he could, but she would never forgive him for that, and honestly he wouldn't forgive himself either.
He had become so used to things being solvable, even if it took some time and effort. But both of these problems seem impossible for him to tackle at all.
Right now, he's skimming a book he'd come across in an effort to get his mind off things. He's retaining absolutely nothing and instead keeps thinking again and again how solutions are so far out of reach and--and there goes the book, thrown across the room so hard it's stuck in the wall like a dart on the dartboard. ]
DAMMIT!
[ He takes a moment to calm himself down, to take a deep breath, to find his peace, only to find himself kicking over the nearby table for good measure as well. ]
He knows that while he's here, he's helpless to do anything about his first pact. He knows that, but knowing that doesn't make him any less irritated. As for his second pact... what can he do? Physically restrain her from becoming an eternal light dragon that's not even Zelda anymore? Sure, maybe he could, but she would never forgive him for that, and honestly he wouldn't forgive himself either.
He had become so used to things being solvable, even if it took some time and effort. But both of these problems seem impossible for him to tackle at all.
Right now, he's skimming a book he'd come across in an effort to get his mind off things. He's retaining absolutely nothing and instead keeps thinking again and again how solutions are so far out of reach and--and there goes the book, thrown across the room so hard it's stuck in the wall like a dart on the dartboard. ]
DAMMIT!
[ He takes a moment to calm himself down, to take a deep breath, to find his peace, only to find himself kicking over the nearby table for good measure as well. ]
[ It was hard for him to get readjusted here, especially with all the ridiculous going on around them, but they managed to find their previous home still in tact and because they deal with crazy demonic things all the time it wasn't going to scare them from their dream home.
Mammon knew something had to be up since returning here though. He didn't want to pressure Satan into talking about it, maybe it was something he wanted to solve on his own, or maybe it was just something that ain't a big deal until it's brought up by someone else. Either way he wanted to keep an eye out on Satan.
Aaaand apparently that was a good idea on his part because he almost got a book lodged right into his head as hew as walking out of the room. He lets out a surprised yelp and stumbles backwards. ]
Hello????
Mammon knew something had to be up since returning here though. He didn't want to pressure Satan into talking about it, maybe it was something he wanted to solve on his own, or maybe it was just something that ain't a big deal until it's brought up by someone else. Either way he wanted to keep an eye out on Satan.
Aaaand apparently that was a good idea on his part because he almost got a book lodged right into his head as hew as walking out of the room. He lets out a surprised yelp and stumbles backwards. ]
Hello????
[ Luckily, there is nothing else within arm reach that he can grab and throw. Unluckily, he can just create more things to throw with magic if he wants to. He doesn't, but he's not that far away from doing it. ]
WHAT, Mammon?!
WHAT, Mammon?!
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