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You at least appear to care about Angel. If nothing else, I feel I can trust that.
Mamms, get your ass up to Puff the Magic Dragon island. They have a hot spring resort and I wanna brake all the health code violations~♡
wait srsly?
hot springs are the fuckin' best!
like right up their with clubs an' the casino!
hot springs are the fuckin' best!
like right up their with clubs an' the casino!
Yeah I'm fuckin' serious. I would never lie about something this important. They even got private baths~♡
So get your ass up here. It'll be my treat~♡
So get your ass up here. It'll be my treat~♡
Your treat, huh? Gonna make me feel like royalty?
Oh Baby, you're going to get the whole VIP treatment~
And here I thought you didn't want to be around my cute face~
[ He might be teasing him a tiny bit. ]
[ He might be teasing him a tiny bit. ]
Mamms... Just cause I'm the big spoon doesn't mean I don't like your face.
[ what the fuck, Angel. You can't just go and say sweet things like that??! ]
Y-yeah well I bet you'd miss it!
Y-yeah well I bet you'd miss it!
Meh well, I could take it of leave it. Definitely an upgrade from the ugly freaks in Hell.
There are other things I'd miss more~
[Like his personality... And his dick.]
There are other things I'd miss more~
[Like his personality... And his dick.]
That's probably the closest to "I need you" I'm gonna get.
I think I'd be a lil insulted if you said the ugly freaks looked better than me~
Like what?
Like what?
Sorry to disappoint.
[Somewhat sarcastic. Not that text can get that across.]
[Somewhat sarcastic. Not that text can get that across.]
I'm sure you are.
An' just so you're aware, that is me rolling my eyes at you.
An' just so you're aware, that is me rolling my eyes at you.
Noted.
[There's a long pause as Alastor considers what to say next. Finally settling on...]
Thank you.
[There's a long pause as Alastor considers what to say next. Finally settling on...]
Thank you.
[Oh Mamms, if you were looking for honesty, think again. Taking that he may or may not like him as a person to his second grave.]
Being the smartest person in the room when you're around. Your height also makes for a convenient arm rest too. Meh, and I guess your moderately average sized dick.
Being the smartest person in the room when you're around. Your height also makes for a convenient arm rest too. Meh, and I guess your moderately average sized dick.
[ Someone normally might be annoyed by all these insults, but for Mammon it just makes him laugh. It almost feels like Angel was feeling like himself again. ]
I ain't hear you complain about it, ya know?
I ain't hear you complain about it, ya know?
Beggers can't be choosers.
Now ya done with your fishing trip? Hurry your ass up or im getting naked with Al.
Now ya done with your fishing trip? Hurry your ass up or im getting naked with Al.
If you can get him to willingly be naked I'd be impressed.
Glad you didn't make it bet cause you woulda lost it sweetie~
The Hellstorians are going to write stories about the day Hell's Number One Porn Star got the Radio Demon in his deathday suit cause I am a fucking legend.
The Hellstorians are going to write stories about the day Hell's Number One Porn Star got the Radio Demon in his deathday suit cause I am a fucking legend.
No way. You seriously got that prude undressed?
Never underestimate a professional, Honey~
[All it cost him was a few shiny baubles and showing his feet.... We shall never speak of this.]
[All it cost him was a few shiny baubles and showing his feet.... We shall never speak of this.]
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