stupidmammon | IC Inbox

wait srsly?
hot springs are the fuckin' best!
like right up their with clubs an' the casino!

Yeah I'm fuckin' serious. I would never lie about something this important. They even got private baths~♡

So get your ass up here. It'll be my treat~♡

Your treat, huh? Gonna make me feel like royalty?

Oh Baby, you're going to get the whole VIP treatment~

And here I thought you didn't want to be around my cute face~

[ He might be teasing him a tiny bit. ]

Mamms... Just cause I'm the big spoon doesn't mean I don't like your face.

[ what the fuck, Angel. You can't just go and say sweet things like that??! ]

Y-yeah well I bet you'd miss it!

Meh well, I could take it of leave it. Definitely an upgrade from the ugly freaks in Hell.

There are other things I'd miss more~

[Like his personality... And his dick.]

I think I'd be a lil insulted if you said the ugly freaks looked better than me~

Like what?

[Oh Mamms, if you were looking for honesty, think again. Taking that he may or may not like him as a person to his second grave.]

Being the smartest person in the room when you're around. Your height also makes for a convenient arm rest too. Meh, and I guess your moderately average sized dick.

[ Someone normally might be annoyed by all these insults, but for Mammon it just makes him laugh. It almost feels like Angel was feeling like himself again. ]

I ain't hear you complain about it, ya know?

Beggers can't be choosers.

Now ya done with your fishing trip? Hurry your ass up or im getting naked with Al.

If you can get him to willingly be naked I'd be impressed.

Glad you didn't make it bet cause you woulda lost it sweetie~

The Hellstorians are going to write stories about the day Hell's Number One Porn Star got the Radio Demon in his deathday suit cause I am a fucking legend.