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ᴢᴇʟᴅᴀ ([personal profile] multidisciplinary) wrote in [personal profile] stupidmammon 2023-01-03 10:47 pm (UTC)

a belated christmas gift

[ On Christmas morning, Mammon and Satan will find gifts from Zelda waiting for them in front of their door. Each gift is neatly wrapped and labeled accordingly. (On the back of Satan's gift tag, Zelda has written, "Mammon, please return this to your brother. You will not enjoy it.") Two letters are also attached, one addressed to each brother, written in Zelda's pristine cursive handwriting. ]
Dearest Mammon,

Glad tidings to you on this Christmas day. In Hyrule, we celebrate a similar holiday today, when we present gifts to our friends and family in honor of our patron goddess.

I hope you will enjoy this gift. Likely they will have little value in a barter-based economy, but I thought you would treasure them all the same.

May the Goddess smile upon you,
Zelda, Princess of Hyrule

[ Yes, "treasure" was an intentional pun. Inside Mammon's gift, he will find a leather bag about the size of a pumpkin, which is full to bursting with glittering gems: green, blue, red, and purple. Zelda has declined to explain that these are rupees, the currency of Hyrule. All totaled, the bag holds approximately ten thousand rupees (in monetary value, not individual gems). Since Reverein doesn't use minted currency, Zelda also hasn't bothered to write down how much money she is giving Mammon. ]

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