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[ Someone normally might be annoyed by all these insults, but for Mammon it just makes him laugh. It almost feels like Angel was feeling like himself again. ]

I ain't hear you complain about it, ya know?

Beggers can't be choosers.

Now ya done with your fishing trip? Hurry your ass up or im getting naked with Al.

If you can get him to willingly be naked I'd be impressed.

Glad you didn't make it bet cause you woulda lost it sweetie~

The Hellstorians are going to write stories about the day Hell's Number One Porn Star got the Radio Demon in his deathday suit cause I am a fucking legend.

No way. You seriously got that prude undressed?

Never underestimate a professional, Honey~

[All it cost him was a few shiny baubles and showing his feet.... We shall never speak of this.]

You right, I'm glad I didn't take that bet, I woulda been broke af.

Don't worry Mamms. You can be my Sugar Baby~♡

Lmao should that be the otherway around? I'm like. Thousands older than you.

Whose the one with the money, Broke Ass?

Hey, just cause I can't use my money here ain't mean I'm broke.

[ "his money" being his credit card. ]

Edited (why must i always forget html) 2022-11-09 04:40 (UTC)

Oh yeah? From what I heard from Mr. Angermanagement Issues that your cards are maxed.

I mean. For now they are. But like that'll get fixed soon enough.

But you're a broke ass now. Lucky you have me~

I got you, Baby.

[ LMAO ]

Thanks daddy. idk where I'd be without you.

Destitute, peddling your ass for cheap tips.

Excuse you, my ass is worth more than cheap tips.

Ya think someone is going to pay top dime for your spoiled goods?

You would.

Ha! Why would I pay for what's mine?

Yours??? I ain't see your name on it.

Then I'm just a side piece?

Aren't I the one that's supposed to be askin' that?

[Nope... The spider hasn't slept with anyone else since arriving. Kissing however... that booth he had during his whorapalooza withdrawal spiral on the other hand.... there may have been a few bites.]

Oh? Is that jealousy I smell? I thought you were the Avatar of Greed, not Envy~

I mean all the sins kinda go with each other right?

NOT THAT IM JEALOUS CAUSE IM NOT.

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