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[stupidmammon]

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[stupidmammon]

No way. You seriously got that prude undressed?

[itsytitsyspider]

Never underestimate a professional, Honey~

[All it cost him was a few shiny baubles and showing his feet.... We shall never speak of this.]

[stupidmammon]

You right, I'm glad I didn't take that bet, I woulda been broke af.

[itsytitsyspider]

Don't worry Mamms. You can be my Sugar Baby~♡

[stupidmammon]

Lmao should that be the otherway around? I'm like. Thousands older than you.

[itsytitsyspider]

Whose the one with the money, Broke Ass?

[stupidmammon]

Hey, just cause I can't use my money here ain't mean I'm broke.

[ "his money" being his credit card. ]

[itsytitsyspider]

Oh yeah? From what I heard from Mr. Angermanagement Issues that your cards are maxed.

[stupidmammon]

I mean. For now they are. But like that'll get fixed soon enough.

[itsytitsyspider]

But you're a broke ass now. Lucky you have me~

I got you, Baby.

[stupidmammon]

[ LMAO ]

Thanks daddy. idk where I'd be without you.

[itsytitsyspider]

Destitute, peddling your ass for cheap tips.

[stupidmammon]

Excuse you, my ass is worth more than cheap tips.

[itsytitsyspider]

Ya think someone is going to pay top dime for your spoiled goods?

[stupidmammon]

You would.

[itsytitsyspider]

Ha! Why would I pay for what's mine?

[stupidmammon]

Yours??? I ain't see your name on it.

[itsytitsyspider]

Then I'm just a side piece?

[stupidmammon]

Aren't I the one that's supposed to be askin' that?

[itsytitsyspider]

[Nope... The spider hasn't slept with anyone else since arriving. Kissing however... that booth he had during his whorapalooza withdrawal spiral on the other hand.... there may have been a few bites.]

Oh? Is that jealousy I smell? I thought you were the Avatar of Greed, not Envy~

[stupidmammon]

I mean all the sins kinda go with each other right?

NOT THAT IM JEALOUS CAUSE IM NOT.

[itsytitsyspider]

Oh, you're real convincing.

If you don't hurry you ass up here, I might find someone else to warm me up.

[stupidmammon]

Alright Alright already! I'm comin!