[ Mammon can't help but smile, watching the way Satan gets so happy and content with this adorable little cat creature... It was nice to see Satan look this happy. ]
You can even show off to Zelda you gotta cute little honey creature.
I'm pretty sure they do anyway. When I found this lil guy, I know he was definitely hoverin' around the flowers a lot. So I gotta believe they pollinate. otherwise what the heck is it doing?
We'll just have to keep an eye on it to see what it does. Since you found it near flowers, we can probably assume that's what it likes best. I'll see if I can add more flowers around our house.... Oh, and we'll need to maintain a supply of sweets. Maybe something like... sugar water?
[ Mammon gives him a teasing look. He's not really that sore about it anymore. And probably still wouldn't notice if Satan continued testing his poison on Mammon. ]
[ For what it's worth, Satan stopped adding the poison to Mammon's meals when he said he would. He even takes Mammon's jab in stride -- ordinarily, he'd get offended despite it being true, thinking that Mammon was sore about the whole unknowing experiment. But he's in such a good mood that it's practically impossible for him to take anything the wrong way. ]
See, cute little kitty cat-bee~? Mammon's going to bring home the flowers you like, and we'll arrange it so you like it here just as much as where Mammon found you. Isn't that exciting, nyaa~?
[ For the next few moments, Satan is completely absorbed in the cat-bee. That's probably not surprising to Mammon. Something suddenly dawns on him suddenly, though. ]
Oh, Mammon. I have a first aid kit. I know you'll recover soon, but let me treat you and those nasty scratches and welts should go away even sooner.
[ Satan nods in acknowledgment, feeding the cat-bee one more sweet treat to occupy it before he stands up. ]
I'll be right back.
[ Through either sheer force of will or a miracle, Satan actually manages to leave Mammon's room and grab the first aid kit he'd cobbled together and had been keeping in their kitchen. He returns quickly enough, probably out of his desire to see the cat-bee again more than anything. ]
I've only just realized I've been neglecting my healing magic.... It doesn't work the same here as it does back home, so I can't really do anything about the pain you might be feeling. I'll see if I can pick it up again.
[ Satan settles besides Mammon and without really asking, grabs Mammon's arm and starts disinfecting the cuts there first. It'll probably sting, but at least this way it won't get infected. Demon or not, it's difficult to know how severe injuries are here when their powers and abilities are limited. ]
[ Mammon bites his lip, trying not to let out a scream because damn that disinfectant stung like hell! He took in a sharp breath, letting Satan clean his wounds with little to no fuss. There was no use trying to fight Satan when he got into one of his determination moods. ]
[ What a baby demon!! Once he's disinfected the scratches on Mammon's arm and anywhere else visible, he covers each one up with a cloth bandage to keep it dry and free of germs. There's not much he can do about the welts, so Mammon will just have to tough those out. ]
Yes, Beatrice. Our adorable cat-bee? Seriously, she's right there. How could you forget her already?
[ Nope. Still in a great mood. Satan seems to be done now, and he looks Mammon up and down to see if he's missed anything. ]
There. All done.
[ And he looks Mammon up and down one more time. He really does appreciate the presence of the cute cat-bee. It isn't lost on him what Mammon went through to lure Beatrice into their home. Or kidnap. Probably kidnap. Still, he's grateful for the end result and he plans on making Beatrice the happiest cat-bee!! ]
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[ Literally sparkling over here. ]
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[ Well, he's definitely in an alarmingly good mood. But maybe it's a good thing. Plus, an ultra rare direct compliment from Satan himself. ]
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You can even show off to Zelda you gotta cute little honey creature.
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[ ANOTHER COMPLIMENT. ]
She's very interested in botany, so I bet she'd be love seeing what differences there might be between bee pollination and cat-bee pollination.
[ He thinks about what he said for a moment. ]
They do pollinate, right? Cat-bees?
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Okay. Get any kind you like. I'll try to make sure they're not poisonous.
[ Har har. ]
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[ Mammon gives him a teasing look. He's not really that sore about it anymore. And probably still wouldn't notice if Satan continued testing his poison on Mammon. ]
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See, cute little kitty cat-bee~? Mammon's going to bring home the flowers you like, and we'll arrange it so you like it here just as much as where Mammon found you. Isn't that exciting, nyaa~?
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Thats right, an' then you'll want to chill with us a lot!
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Oh, Mammon. I have a first aid kit. I know you'll recover soon, but let me treat you and those nasty scratches and welts should go away even sooner.
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I'll be right back.
[ Through either sheer force of will or a miracle, Satan actually manages to leave Mammon's room and grab the first aid kit he'd cobbled together and had been keeping in their kitchen. He returns quickly enough, probably out of his desire to see the cat-bee again more than anything. ]
I've only just realized I've been neglecting my healing magic.... It doesn't work the same here as it does back home, so I can't really do anything about the pain you might be feeling. I'll see if I can pick it up again.
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I can't really complain ya know... You're still comin' to help me anyway so the way I see it... it's no big deal.
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Beatrice really roughed you up.
[ It's been decided. ]
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Yeah yeah she sure di— Wait! Beatrice???
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Yes, Beatrice. Our adorable cat-bee? Seriously, she's right there. How could you forget her already?
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[ So there. To be fair, this is probably one of the most names he's ever come with. Remember Sir Cat? or Da Vinci, Michelangelo... ]
Don't you agree?
[ It sounds like more of a demand than a real question.... ]
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[ Nope. Still in a great mood. Satan seems to be done now, and he looks Mammon up and down to see if he's missed anything. ]
There. All done.
[ And he looks Mammon up and down one more time. He really does appreciate the presence of the cute cat-bee. It isn't lost on him what Mammon went through to lure Beatrice into their home. Or kidnap. Probably kidnap. Still, he's grateful for the end result and he plans on making Beatrice the happiest cat-bee!! ]
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[ Mammon lets out a huff as he stares at himself, reaching out to pet Satan's hair. ]
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