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[stupidmammon]

Since I'm such a smart resourceful guy, I've been practicin' all month to learn how to get these lil guys to follow!

[ That gets another growly sound out of the little cat-bee. ]

Oooi, I gave you somethin' sweet you need to chill!

[angelbirth]

[ HE IS EXPERIENCING A TERRIBLY STRONG URGE TO PET THE ADORABLE CAT-BEE. HE REALLY WANTS TO. SO BADLY. ]

Do you think it wants more?

[ He lets Mammon talk himself up. It's the least he can do. ]

[stupidmammon]

Yeah he prolly does. O-Oh um... on my table over there, theres a box of sweets.

[ Please save him. Satan, this adorable kitten wants to murder him! ]

[angelbirth]

Huh? Oh. Right.

[ He can barely focus on anything that isn't the cat-bee, but since getting the sweets means a better chance at placating the cute little thing, he moves to get the box of sweets. Stealing one from the box, he offers it to the cat-bee. ]

Here you go, cute kitty cat-bee.

[stupidmammon]

[ Good news for Mammon! The Cat-bee notices Satan's offering and quickly turns his attention to him. A loud buzzing and purring could be heard as it leans in to nuzzle Satan's hand. ]

Shoulda figured it'd like you this much.

[angelbirth]

Ahahaha....

[ Is it wrong for a demon to be in heaven? Because that's where he is right now. ]

That's a good kitty cat-bee. You can have as many as you want, okay?

[ THESE AREN'T EVEN SATAN'S SWEETS. ]

[stupidmammon]

I swear you have a much better way with these little monsters than I do. I swear he spent all his time hissin and spittin' at me.

[angelbirth]

That's probably because it's only part-cat.

[ Part-cat and Satan is STILL a flustered mess over it. ]

It's part bee as well, right? Both like to be outside, and while our treehouse might be suitable for a cat, I'm not so sure it's suitable for a bee.

[ Satan offers the cat-bee another sweet. ]

It probably wants to be outside. Right? You want to go outside, cute little cat-bee?

[stupidmammon]

[ Mammon clicks his tongue when the cat-bee jumps off him and starts to purr excitedly around Satan's leg. On one hand, he could finally sit up a little, but on the other hand, a small part of mammon felt a tiny bit betrayed. ]

I mean, I guess not... w-wait! You're not gonna get rid of it are you?? After all the hard work of gettin' it here?!

[angelbirth]

Absolutely not!!

[ There's a brief moment where he is utterly distracted with the cat-bee again before remembering he was talking to Mammon. ]

Well... if it would probably be happier outside, we should probably take that into consideration. I think the state this cute little thing left you in is proof if that.

[ Look at the cute cat-bee. Look at ittttt. Have another sweet!!!! ]

We'll get some netting and set it up outside. Surely it would enjoy being with the flowers I have growing out there, right? Maybe we can get it to love us and so when we take the netting down it will go off, do its thing, and then come back home to us.

[stupidmammon]

Oh... actually yeah that's a good idea...! In fact we can even make your garden area a little bigger and add more things. An' once he sees that we're just makin a cozy place for him he'll definitely wanna stay! Maybe even bring some friends back!

[ For someone who got scratched up to heck and back, he sure seems excited for this cat-bee, almost as much as Satan was. ]

[angelbirth]

I hope so. It's adorable, but I want the cutie to be happy. If it were a regular cat, I wouldn't worry so much about whether or not being trapped inside was a good thing, but this little cat-bee probably has bee instincts that we shouldn't ignore. Still...

[ In a rare moment for Satan, he looks at Mammon, his expression absolutely warm and content, his cheeks flushed in joy. ]

Thanks, Mammon!

[ He really looks like a little kid genuinely thanking his older brother. ]

[stupidmammon]

[ His heart... Satan looked so genuinely happy and content in this moment. Mammon couldn't help but feel like he was melting as well. It was so rare for him of all people to get this happy because of something Mammon did. Then again Mammon was usually causing trouble.

Still, all these scratches and stings were completely worth it to see that smile on Satan's face. ]

Y-yeah..! I mean, I figured when I first saw these lil guys, no one would appreciate 'em more than you...

[angelbirth]

[ Satan is more or less giggling in delight as if he couldn't be happier. Probably because he... probably really couldn't be happier. A cat-bee is still a cat, and that's all that matters. ]

Oh! Maybe if we set up a good enough habitat outside, it'll want to come inside, maybe at night...? Maybe it would want to sleep in my bed....

[ From how happy he is, even if the cat-bee decided it liked the outside better, Satan wouldn't be heartbroken. Just knowing that such a cute kitty cat-bee is in the general vicinity has him over the non-existent moon. ]

[stupidmammon]

Ya know, we could always set it up that it can come into your room freely. Connect the netting to your window or somethin'

[angelbirth]

Nyaa, nyaa~

[ Sorry. That's at the cat-bee. ]

Nyaaa~ I-I mean, I can leave the window in my room open just in case, but as long as there's access into the house, I'm fine with that, nyaa~

[ Help him. ]

[stupidmammon]

And if we keep your room smellin' sweet this cute lil baby will wanna keep stoppin' by!

[angelbirth]

Mm, yeah...! Maybe I'll take a few of the flowers growing outside and bring them into my room near the window....

[ Literally sparkling over here. ]

[stupidmammon]

Yeah, that's a pretty good idea. We can get like a flower pot or something to put by your window.

[angelbirth]

Yeah...! That's a great idea, ahaha~

[ Well, he's definitely in an alarmingly good mood. But maybe it's a good thing. Plus, an ultra rare direct compliment from Satan himself. ]

[stupidmammon]

[ Mammon can't help but smile, watching the way Satan gets so happy and content with this adorable little cat creature... It was nice to see Satan look this happy. ]

You can even show off to Zelda you gotta cute little honey creature.

[angelbirth]

Oh, you're right.

[ ANOTHER COMPLIMENT. ]

She's very interested in botany, so I bet she'd be love seeing what differences there might be between bee pollination and cat-bee pollination.

[ He thinks about what he said for a moment. ]

They do pollinate, right? Cat-bees?

[stupidmammon]

I'm pretty sure they do anyway. When I found this lil guy, I know he was definitely hoverin' around the flowers a lot. So I gotta believe they pollinate. otherwise what the heck is it doing?

[angelbirth]

We'll just have to keep an eye on it to see what it does. Since you found it near flowers, we can probably assume that's what it likes best. I'll see if I can add more flowers around our house.... Oh, and we'll need to maintain a supply of sweets. Maybe something like... sugar water?

[stupidmammon]

I could prolly go out tomorrow and get a couple of those flowers to bring home. Shouldn't be too hard to replant 'em.